Ok here goes Lilu over at LivitLuvit does what she calls TMI Thursday's and I thought I would give it a shot.
So working a long day at work and having Chinese food the night before, my stomach was not agreeing with me.
I first have to tell you that I work in IT/Help Desk and it's hard for me to get away from the phones or from someones desk when helping fix a problem. This day was no different. I could feel my stomach telling me that "you really need to get to a bathroom and quick"
OK before you all think I went and shit myself...lol you're all wrong. I squeezed the big fat butt cheeks that I have and did some baby steps look like a penguin walk to the bathroom.
There was another co-worker in the other stall. I made it. I even got the toilet safety paper down on the toilet seat.
Then I let it go. Now because this was such a fast process I failed to realize that the toilet had already been backed up. Never paying any attention to this and wanting to be a good co-worker I decided to do the courtesy flush.
Bad Idea. Just as the co-worker was finishing up and walking out of his stall and the flush in my stall was trying to do down it backed up on me. Luckily as water hit my fat ass, I jumped up as quick as I could. Totally grossed out that the over flow touched me and got on my jeans.
I quickly cleaned myself up the best that I could totally grossed out. I collected myself and went right to my supervisor and told him I had to go. I was so relieved when he didn't question me with an hour left of work.
I drove home as fast as I could and threw my clothes in the wash and showered for like an hour.
I was so grossed out. Now I know some people just wont do # 2 at work but sometimes you can't help it.
I guess the moral of the story is. As nice as a person as people say I am, I will never ever again feel obligated to provide a courtesy flush.
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